The Tao of Marine Aquaria--Tips for Our Hobby and Life (4)
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The Tao of Marine Aquaria--Tips for Our Hobby and Life
Adam H. Whitlock

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Lesson Eleven: Mother Nature Knows Best

It has taken the Earth billions of years to evolve to its current state of perfection. The seas have risen and fallen, warmed and cooled, and even swallowed a meteorite large enough to wipe out entire prehistoric species. No that's resiliency! We should respect the system that has developed.

When you try to recreate something that awes you, you should try to emulate it in every way possible. Yet, as humans, we tend to let our egos get the best of us and convince us that we can improve upon the real thing. We believe that we can take the elements of nature that most excite us, then design our own world for them to live in. In so doing, we second guess the Creator or forces that made the original. As soon as we do, we begin to run into trouble.

Take wet/dry trickle filters, for example. We see gorgeous fish on a reef that we find tantalizing. So, we take the fish and ignore the reef. We put them in a small box full of an approximation of sea water, some coral skeletons, perhaps, and, god forbid, a bubbling deep-sea diver standing over a treasure chest. Then the fish start dying and someone figures out it's from their own toxic waste: ammonia.. Experts from the sewage-treatment industry are consulted and the solution offered is a wet/dry trickle filter in a sump. Everyone rushes out and buys expensive acrylic boxes full of bits of non-porous, hydrophobic (water repellent) plastic in various shapes. The plastic forms are colonized by bacteria, and soon the ammonia and nitrite problem is a thing of the past. But now the nitrate level grows to the point that the animals begin suffering again and undesirable algae chokes out your tank.

Next, the stores start selling expensive gizmos to reduce your nitrates electronically while the magazines fill their pages with anecdotal evidence that building a hollow space (a plenum) under your substrate will solve all your problems. Money changes hands faster than that lion chases down an antelope. Meanwhile, what's been going on back on the reef? Has Mother Nature gone out and bought thousands of cubic miles of plastic bobbles? Nope. The reef is still just plodding along in its pitifully low-tech way, still supporting many more forms of life than we can imagine in a perfect and ever-balanced harmony using nothing but microbes and algae. The reef should be ashamed of itself. It's dazzling, pristine self.

If we put our egos in the closet for a second, we might see that we are making things more difficult for ourselves than necessary. Coral reefs don't have bare glass bottoms or colored pebbles; they have finely-crushed coral skeleton sediment. Reefs don't have a few scattered pieces of dead coral skeleton; they have intricate labyrinths of live rock and living coral. Most importantly, coral reefs aren't packed with fish-it only seems that way because you can see so far through the crystal-clear water (a result of the balanced biological load). Why can't we bow to the master designer and understand that we must try to replicate the entire stage, not just a few of the flashier actors?

If we want our aquariums to thrive, we must acknowledge that Mother Nature knows best. We need a fine crushed-coral substrate at least three inches deep and/or enough live rock to both support an enormous colony of bacteria (to complete the nitrogen cycle) and to give our fish hiding places where they can feel safe. We need a janitorial crew of hermit crabs, snails, and brittle stars (among others) to pick up after our messy fish, and we need to do our best to reproduce the first things that come to mind when we think of a tropical beach-bright sunshine and waves. If we appease our lust for high-tech toys by investing in high-quality lighting, a good wave maker, and an efficient protein skimmer, Mother Nature will step in to take care of the rest-and much better than we could have done ourselves. After all, her way is "the way".

Lesson Twelve: Experts Aren't

Pundits and sociologists claim that we have left the Industrial Age and have entered the Information Age. Until we work out a few of the kinks, I'd say a better description of the new era would be the Misinformation Age. The speed, wide distribution, affordability, and anonymity of the Internet, for instance, enables anyone to reach hundreds, thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of people and sound like an expert. That doesn't make them an expert, however. Neither does the ability to qualify for a line of credit, but that's all that's required to open an aquarium store. Even the publishing world can fail us when they flood the newsstands and bookshelves with a never ending stream of mediocre how-to books and unverified articles detailing "stunning discoveries" promising to revolutionize the hobby.

So, where are the experts? I think our willingness to ask that question is at the root of the misinformation age. In only a few subject areas do experts actually exist. Everywhere else, there are only students with more years in the school of life. Some of those students have paid attention in class and can pass as tutors; others have been nodding off or shooting spit balls, and will only get us in trouble if we pay them any attention.

We need to learn to trust ourselves and not be constantly searching for an easy answer from someone else. We need to grasp the significance of our status as students and work hard to learn enough (or more) to pass the final exam: maintaining a thriving aquarium. Studying what others have to say is important, of course, but we must take our investigations further and think. We need to ponder the underlying principles at work in our aquariums and strive to perceive the myriad interdependencies that make up the web of life in our microcosmic worlds. Keeping a log book can help maintain a history of problems, help us to determine the causes, and record the effectiveness of our treatments, but it will just be a dead tree covered in graffiti if we never read it again and think. We can certainly seek advice along the way from "upperclassmen" in the hobby, but we need to weigh what they say against what we already know. Remember that they haven't worked on your aquatic world like you have and can only offer advice based on similar experiences they have had themselves. Learn to observe, think, and take reasonable action, and you'll be more successful than someone who relies solely on other people's advice. And always be wary of anyone who seems overconfident and claims to know all the answers, because more often than not, such "experts" aren't.

Lesson Thirteen: Poor Advice is Free

There's an old adage that poor advice is free. The gist is that those with the busiest tongues (or pens) are more apt to be spewing nonsense or misinformation than those who are more conservative in their pronouncements and who may have put in enough work that they feel they should be compensated (i.e., paid) for their efforts. Such is often the case, and that was going to be the message of this chapter--loose lips sink ships and destroy aquariums. But after some more thought, I realized that a more valuable lesson presented itself in a refutation of the old saying. A truer statement is that poor advice is anything but free. Here are some examples.

Which costs more, a $70 book, written by experienced aquarists with verifiable skills that steers you toward the purchase of an expensive protein skimmer, or the free advice some guy on the Internet gives you that convinces you to buy a $50 protein skimmer that doesn't work, let's your tank become a tangle of algae, and has to be replaced with a more expensive skimmer that really works?

Which costs more, 100 pounds of live rock that beautifies your tank, makes your pets feel secure, and performs a complete reduction of biological waste products, or a less expensive wet/dry filter on sale at the pet store that promotes algae growth, doesn't reduce the environmental stress imposed on your pets, and requires cleanings, more frequent water changes, and maybe even additional gadgetry to maintain your water quality?

Which costs more, a ten-gallon quarantine aquarium with some live rock, a heater, and a small filter, or restocking your entire display tank because a sales person said he never had a problem putting new fish directly into his tank and you believed him?

Take the time to ask a lot of opinions, read a lot of background material, and try to see sanew piece of equipment in action before making a decision to purchase it. Learn all you can, then let the advice you follow be your own, because poor advice isn't free--it's the most expensive kind there is.

Lesson Fourteen: Never Buy Retail

When I was a little boy, my baby-sitter took my sister and me to the corner store. I fell in love with a plastic dinosaur and wanted to buy it with my allowance. My baby-sitter pointed to two dollar bills in my wallet and told me to only give those to the shopkeeper. She then went to chase after my fleet-footed sibling. But what did she know? She didn't run the store. So, I asked the nice man who did run the store how much money I had to pay for the toy. He looked into my wallet and said, "This much", removing every bill I had.

Back at home, I told my baby-sitter how wrong she had been about the price, whereupon she told me about liars and cheats. I never felt so betrayed and resentful again until the first time I looked at a mail-order aquarium catalog after purchasing my first saltwater setup from a local retail shop. I only got angrier as time went along and I discovered that the setup was not only overpriced by a factor of two, but was outdated technology, as well! Right then and there, I decided to never again buy retail. But buying from catalogs is a double-edged sword. The advantage is that you can get a great price on anything available in the hobby. The disadvantage is that you can get a great price on anything available in the hobby--not just the stuff that works.

There are two points that need to be made. One is that money represents power and shouldn't be trivialized or demonized. We had to work to earn our money, and when we spend it, it compensates others for their efforts. So, the value we accord money is really the worth we ascribe to our own labor and that of others. We should be careful how we spend it, or we cheapen the value of our labor. We should pay a fair price for the goods we receive, but not a penny more. If you know what you want because of careful research and consideration, and can get it for less through a catalog or over the Internet, then you should do it. Trust me, a fair profit will still be made by everyone involved.

The second point to consider is that we seldom pay the true cost of the things we purchase, and we should. We may think that the price of a gallon of gasoline is outrageous, but if we paid directly for the environmental damage that eventually needs to be repaired as a result of the extraction of the crude oil (we do, of course; it just comes to us hidden in our taxes that then pay for land reclamation, air quality improvement programs, health benefits for those adversely affected by pollution, etc.), we'd think that $5 a gallon was a deal by comparison. Aquarium retailers can provide a great service to us by researching the items they carry, testing them to verify the manufacturers' claims, and then steering us away from a poor purchase decision. If you are fortunate enough to live near a shop that provides this kind of value-added service, pay for it. It is more expensive to run a store than a warehouse, so they have to charge a bit more to cover their expenses. So, unless you want to see a valuable resource like a knowledgeable aquarium shop dry up and close its doors, support it. In the long run, buying from them with their advice may be cheaper than making lots of trial-and-error purchases from an inexpensive mail-order outfit.

Remember the lessons of the Tao and find the balance. Save money when you can, but don't hesitate to use the power you save to support a good shopkeeper when he or she helps you out.

(Oh, and never say never.)

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